Crabstickz appreciation blog

all hail crabstickz and his soft fish flesh

M: Why haven’t we posted anything when we promised you we would? Because we’re lazy fucks. Anyways, here’s a review video Chris made for the Love Hate Society back in December. Not sure if you all have seen it. Yeah. Well. Sorry for the lack of updates.

Sorry for running this shit so poorly. We’ll improve. Please love us.

pintofblood:

hey heylook what came in the post 


M: You have an attractive Mexican man on your torso.

pintofblood:

hey hey
look what came in the post 

M: You have an attractive Mexican man on your torso.

M: Oh dear, we have 11 followers and only one real post! How is that possible? Anyway, hello all crabby patties! We promise we’ll learn how to make pretty gifs for ya.

Here, have some llama lips.

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What is ‘Crabstickz’?

First things first: many may confuse this creature with a food called crabsticks. That is unright. 

Crabsticks:

Crabstickz:

I can see how this could be confusing, as they are both part-red, part-white. Nevertheless, the one this blog is dedicated to, is a boy. And, obviously, Crabstickz is not his real name. 

Chris Kendall, 20+, youtuber. A goddamn great youtuber, who has entertained us through many sleepless nights, made us laugh until we died, and last but not least, made us feel a little less lonely on those terrible days. For all he has given us, he deserves this blog more than well. So all hail crabstickz and his soft fish flesh! 

If you are curious about all the fuzz, please visit here and here2.

PS: About the name, we had to name it that because some fucker had already taken the original one.

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